Osama Bin Laden [Album Version (Explicit)]/Album Version (Explicit)
Ron White
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Goodness gracious
I was having an argument about Bin Laden with somebody the other day
And the argument came up because the
Country said that if they caught him
They wouldn't extradite him to a state in
The United States that had the death penalty
And I'm like, "I don't care"
And my buddy's all bent out of shape about it
"I'll blow the towel off his head"
'Cause that's who I hang out with
It bent him out of shape that I wasn't upset about it
He goes, "How come you ain't upset?
I know you're pro-death penalty
How come that don't make you mad?"
You know, I'll tell you why it doesn't make me mad
Because spiritually, Osama Bin Laden is prepared to die for Islam
But I guarantee you spiritually Osama Bin Laden is ill-
Prepared to lick jelly out of Thunderdick's buttcrack
"I hate grape jelly"
Shut up and lick my butt
And you gotta do a good job too
'Cause you're in this till Thunderdick cums
It ain't just a "nah, nah, there, I did it"
No, you gotta try
You gotta tickle the inside of Thunderdick's thigh
You gotta fondle Thunderdick's nutsack a little bit
'Cause if you don't make him cum pretty quick
You're gonna run out of jelly
Comedy's not always pretty, folks
Every once in a while, somebody'll get tongue-fucked in the ass
Right in the middle of a humorous situation