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Monster's Holiday (45RPM) [112 M 3.10]

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
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'Twas the night before Christmas When all through the castle My monsters were having a yuletide hassle The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things Like werewolf fangs and vampire wings It was a Monster's Holiday But they were up to no good It was a Monster's Holiday Didn't act like good monsters should It was a Monster's Holiday They found themselves a new prey It was a Monster's Holiday They planned to rob Santa's sleigh They were making a list and checking it twice Frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike A new chain for Janos A brace for Igor's back A speed shaver for Wolf Man A new cape for Drac It was a Monster's Holiday They were up to no good It was a Monster's Holiday Didn't act like good monsters should It was a Monster's Holiday They found themselves a new prey It was a Monster's Holiday They planned to rob Santa's sleigh The Mummy was to signal from the castle roof At the very first sound of a reindeer hoof As Santa slid down the chimney wall The zombies were to make off with sleigh and all From beyond the moat there arose such a clatter I jumped to the window to see what was the matter Like a bolt of lightning, it happened so quick And there in our midst stood old Saint Nick He began to dig down deep in his sack And came up with the traction for Igor's back Drac got his cape Frankie's trike made him behave Even Wolf Man was happy, now he can shave It was a Monster's Holiday And all ended well It was a Monster's Holiday And Santa was really swell It was a Monster's Holiday No need to rob Santa's sack It was a Monster's Holiday Maybe next year he'll come back So the children everywhere were spared the grief Of losing their presents to a monster sleigh thief Now the monsters love Santa and say they'll behave And never again rob sleighs or graves Igor, what do you think of Santa now? Grrrr, Santa Ghoul What was that he said as he drove out of sight? Ho ho ho ho ho ho, Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh, hey Dashing through the snow Where is that reindeer with the red nose? On Donner, on Blitzen On Dancer and Vixen