An Opening For A Princess

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Oh... I liked her! So did I! Why... Must every princess get the bird? It's just absurd. I've never heard a test so difficult to pass! Alas, a lass, is what I lack. I lack a lass, alas I lack. Throughout the land, No one may wed till Dauntless shares his (Oh...) marriage bed. The lonely spinster's life. Go... And get the prince a royal wife! We have an opening for a princess. For a genuine, certified princess. Tell us when you intend to end this dilemma we're in... None of the ladies give a fig for livin' in sin... We have an opening for a princess, For a beautiful, bonafide princess. Tell us when you intend to send us a princess Where's the dutiful knight who'll right all the wrongs we've been done? None of the ladies are havin' any fun! What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do? Pity the ladies in waiting. Pity the gentlemen too! (Or two) Four... Six... Eight... Ten, eleven, twelve! Contenders in a row. They came, they were tested... Then swiftly requested to go! For a princess For a genuine, certified princess None of the ladies are having any... No one is having any... No one is growing any... younger! And it's been god-knows how long since We have an opening for a princess... Who's good enough, Nice enough, Sweet enough,