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Jeff Introduces Sarah Silverman

Goldblum Jeff & Snitzer Mildred
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There she is, emerging from the crowd All I can see at this point is... Sarah, Sarah I need you very, to come here immediately Oh, mmwah Gee, you look beautiful I haven't seen you... Thank you, Jon Story I haven't seen you at all since you've come gussied up for the thing Not that, you always don't look spectacular I look different from yesterday at rehearsal Yeah Let me gi-, let me drink you in Look at you I told you I was gonna dress like a lady Every bit of a lady Three times a lady Whoo! Whoo! You know, she's on the cover, may I say, of GQ currently? Is that correct? Yeah So we're not just a couple of Joe Schmos saying, "Hey Nice-looking gal." She's recognized by the cognoscente As being one of the world's most beautiful women Yeah! Well, it's a comedy issue, but... You know, I definitely don't look bad Spectacular Also, do you know who you look like? This is, you know... I mean, you look like yourself You're Sarah Silverman, of course, but you know, people look like you I thought she was you for a second right there Yeah You know But, but I haven't seen you gussied up like that... Wait a minute Bear me out, Larry Klein What do you mean? Does she not look like... I, I, this is part dark, part bittersweet Do you not, like, the most, look like The most beautiful Amy Winehouse? Uh, the lady I was, uh, waiting in line, uh, uh, for the Bathroom with, uh, just moments ago, said the same thing Oh my gosh, so I'm not completely crazy Uh, a- a- Emily saw her at In-N-Out Burger once Didn't speak to her, but saw Amy Winehouse, yeah I, you know... This is top entertainment, another, another fabulous story Um... Give my Spanx a little tug-a-rooni What happens is, when my- Did you say Spanx? Yeah, I... When my thighs rub together, it's like fire It's like actual fire The exits are this-a-way, that way, and that way Remember, if anything combustible happens Save yourselves, for God's sake, first You know Oh, let's get jazzy Till, looking nice Met him in an alley yesterday That's it That's it You feel that beat? Should we sing or number it? You feel that beat? See? Oh, and wait, let me get you something Wait a minute No, I don't wanna put you out Oh, no Oh, wow That was the most graceful thing I've ever seen Do we have mic? Machete, bear me out, yeah Look at that Hm Look at that Every move a picture, like a... Ooh Oh, huh You look... Is everything okay? You'll tell me if it's, like, a bad angle Spectacular