Bohemian Grove with MC Lars and K-Flay
The Rondo Brothers
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Dang, you girls like this dress
Yeah, here it does it, Sue
I will bring one
Yo, I was in San Fran, saw a sneaky dude
Came right up to me and I'm like "Who are you?"
He turned around but before he moved
I caught the hint of a clue
Figured that I better just follow along
Try to catch this guy like a Pokรฉmon
Roll to my ride, gonna crack the case
In my V4 Civic in a mad car chase
We end up in a crazy spot
AKA bullet, I'm a renegade cop
With my doors unlocked and I hop on out
Hella mixed up, trying to figure it out
I'm acting all Marcia Clark
On the OJ case and I play the part
But it's all so weird
Hate to admit it but boy I'm scared
Patriarchy, prominence, past presidents are scheming in
This grove, it's hard, you can't come in
Exclusive and bohemian
Pray to the owl, no harm, no foul
They're dancing with no clothes on
601 Bohemian Ave
Welcome to the grove
Walk in a room, darker than a tomb
Waiting for a bomb to go tick then boom
I'm doomed, start to feel sick
But then on the wall I see a switch
Turn on the lights, open my eyes
Glance to the left and to my surprise
I see a group full of old ass guys
Looking real wise, so I say hi
Yeah you got pwned
Your girl K. Flay like Sherlock Holmes
Now it's time to tell me who
You weasels are and what you're trying to do
They say "We formed a secret club in Cali way, way back
We only invite the cream of the crop, not the proletariat
Like Simon, folks do what we says
We are the Cats PJs"
I'm like "Sounds cool, can I join your crowd?"
But they reply "No girls allowed"
Patriarchy, prominence, past presidents are scheming in
This grove, it's hard, you can't come in
Exclusive and bohemian
Pray to the owl, no harm, no foul
They're dancing with no clothes on
601 Bohemian Ave
Welcome to the grove
Spirits haunting, power flaunting
Members wanting privacy
No girls allowed, we shout it loud
Obey the phallic effigy
Spirits haunting, power flaunting
Members wanting privacy
No girls allowed, we shout it loud
Obey the phallic effigy
Founded in 1872
They are the too rich crew
Nixon, Reagan, Chase
Fuck with them, they'll melt your face