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The Ringmaster - 04 - Mr. Johnson's Head
Insane Clown Posse
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Hello, class
My name's Mr. Felcher (dude)
Mr. Johnson seems to be out today with a virus (I'm sick of all these substitutes, dawg)
So I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon (where the fuck is Mr. Johnson at?)
(Dude, I don't know, dude), now children
(I think he's at fucking home, jacking off, man), I don't want any shenanigans or horseplay
(Naw, dog), there'll be no gum chewing
And please raise your hand if you wish to speak (you think so, man?)
(No way, he's a fucking dork), if any of these rules are broken
I'll write your name down (naw dog, guess what I heard, man)
And Mr. Johnson will punish you as he sees fit (I heard he's dead) (no way)
Sitting in my class with my head on my desk
Teacher's trying to talk, but I could give a fuck less
I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with
But she don't even know my name, it's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices I'm here 'cause I ain't shit
I'm hearing voices, but I don't know what they saying
Sweat is on my forehead 'cause my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that I love probably don't have no idea
She's talking to her friends, I'm in the corner and I see her
Something's happening, but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair
Next thing I know, I'm walking in the crowded hall
So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
Some are yelling "sick" and the others stop and stare
But I don't care, I'm in a hurry going nowhere
See, my head is spinning 'cause I'm lonely, and I'm twisted
But I have a secret, everybody missed it
I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
I wish somebody knew me, 'cause then they could say I'm wrong
But since nobody knows me, I got it going on
I'm staring at the clock, I listen for the tock
I gotta couple food stamps folded in my sock
I guess I'm just a ghost 'cause everybody walks through me
If I died in class, they would probably say they knew me
Or they wouldn't care, they wouldn't even move
A dead body rotting in the back of the room
For weeks and months, stinking up the class
Until somebody notice, then they'd throw me in the trash
I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud
I don't give a fuck to learn you're all going to hell
I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell
But I have a key, it's called insanity
I stick in my brain to unlock eternity
I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
Ok, today we're gonna learn about our great freedom
If you'll turn your textbooks to chapter four, we'll get started
America is the land of the free, all races live together in harmony
And we are all treated equal
We all live together in the same wealthy community, yes?
Man, Mr. Johnson already taught us this
Ain't he ever coming back?
Uh-uh, he's, uh, very ill right now, but, uh
No, they can sit and front about it all day
But I left his fucking body in the hallway
And in the morning they opened up the door
And seen his motherfucking carcass laying on the floor
But they would never suspect me, I'm just a nerd
I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard
I could chop my arms off and run around the class
I doubt they'd even notice, but I'd be dying fast
'Cause they'd rather learn about a redneck chicker
Who owned a couple slaves, but I guess it doesn't matter
Fuck Washington, Benjamin, fuck 'em all out
They can suck my nuts 'til they wood teeth fall out
And the class wanna know who could it be
But I'm like Dewey Puta, you ain't never heard of me
I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag
But I got his motherfucking melon chilling in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (you gotta think straight now)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (you gotta think straight now)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (not another day)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (day)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (not another day)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (couldn't stand the pressure)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (couldn't stand the pressure)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (couldn't stand the pressure, couldn't stand the pressure)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (not another day)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (where ya gonna go?)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (where ya gonna go?)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (where ya gonna go?)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (I couldn't stand the pressure, not another mother fucking day)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (I couldn't stand the pressure)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (I couldn't stand the pressure)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (no, no, no, no!)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (I couldn't stand the pressure)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (where ya gonna go?)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (where ya gonna go?)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (I cut his head off)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (I cut his head off)
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (I cut his head off)
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (I cut his head off)
I cut the bigot's head off, and I stuffed it in my bag (I cut his head off, and I stuffed it in my bag)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
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