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Along Came Bialy

Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane
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The time has come To be a lover from the Argentine To slick my hair down with Brilliantine And gargle heavily with Listerine Wow! It's time for Max To put his backers on their backs And thrill them with amazing acts Those aging nymphomaniacs Ahhhh! Ahhhh! They were helpless They were hopeless Then along came Bialy They were joyless They were boyless Then along came Bialy They're my angels I'm their devil And I keep those embers aglow When I woos 'em I can't lose 'em 'Cause I cast my spell And they start yellin' "Fire down below!" They were listing They were sinking Then along came Bialy They were desperate They were drinking Then along came Bialy So romantic They were frantic Then their prayers were heard up above Heaven sent them Ahhhh! Their Bialy Ahhhh! I'm the celebration of love We were helpless We were hopeless Then along came Bialy Life had passed us by And love had stolen away At the end of our rope We'd given up hope Of one last roll in the hay Discarded dolls Abandoned wrecks Condemned to a life of sitting and knitting When all we really wanted was Sex! Ah, did you bring the checky, my little turtledove? Yes, but first, Bialy, can we please play one dirty little game? Here in broad daylight? It'll just be a quickie! Okay, what, what? Let's play "The Distracted Tourist and the Ever-Watchful Orangutan." Oy, are you trying to kill me? Please, I'm exhausted! Let's play one game where there's absolutely no sex! What? How about "The Jewish Princess and Her Husband?" So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above Heaven sent us Our Bialy He's the celebration of love Fire down below! We were listing We were sinking Then along came Bialy We were desperate We were drinking Then along came Bialy So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above It's Bialy Hail Bialy! He's the culmination The restoration The consummation The titillation Ejaculation He's the celebration of love Bloom! Bloom! What, Max? What? I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history! That's great! We can do it We can do it We can make a million bucks Bialystock and Blume Bialystock and Blume The show's a go! He raised the money We're on our way Keep it gay Then along came Bialy We can do it We have our backing Oh, what a day Keep it gay Like Judas Everything we planned We have our cash in sight We are the celebration of love We know that we can do it We can do it We are the celebration of love We can do it Keep it gay Keep it gay Keep it gay Keep it gay Keep it gay Keep it gay Bialystock and Blume Bialystock and Blume Bialystock and Blume! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah We can do it They can do it Say goodbye to woe and gloom We can do it Nothing to it Can't you hear that bing bang boom? With their brilliance Their resilience All together they will zoom We can't miss! They were fated To be mated They're Bialystock and Blume Ah!