Dinner With Drac Pt. 1
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A dinner was served for three at Dracula's house by the sea
The hors d'oeuvres were fine, but I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me
The waitress, a vampire named Perkins
Was so very fond of small gherkins
While she served the tea, she ate forty-three
Which pickled her internal workins (ha ha ha)
"Igor, the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks
Igor, Igor..."
What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter
But her pool looks more red than it ought to
The blood stains the boat, but it's easy to float
'Cause blood is much thicker than water
"Dracula, old friend, how are things in Transylvania?"
For dessert there was bat wing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named Betty
I first frowned upon it, but with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti
Good night, whatever you are