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Penguin, James Penguin - Brad Paisley
Various Artists
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Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh
And the elves make the toys
Those are stories that are well known
To all little girls and boys
But I've got another story that I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa
Has a secret agent bird?
He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
Now have you ever wondered
How Santa Claus keeps tabs?
How he knows when you've been good?
How he knows when you've been bad?
It's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
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From an undisclosed location
He's watching me and you
He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
Yeah, he sees everything you do
He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
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Not so very long ago
Santa didn't need much help
But with more and more kids every year
He soon got overwhelmed
He told the elves one Christmas
"We can't do this any more"
And then a knight in shining polyester
Waddled through his door
And it was Penguin, James Penguin
He was there to save the day
He had wireless and GPS
Outfitted on the sleigh
And Santa said, "Penguin"
"Won't you be my ears and eyes"
"How'd you like to help me run my SCFBI?"
He's Penguin, James Penguin
And now I guess you've heard
How Santa got his little
Christmas secret agent bird
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