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Sports Analogies

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Scott Michael Foster, Vincent Rodriguez III
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Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow We're down for the count It's down to the wire We can't drop the ball We gotta aim a little higher 'Cause when we're on the ropes And it's our turn at bat We gotta throw a Hail Mary Gotta go to the mat Sports analogies Sports analogies We found the common ground in all men's personalities We talk a big game, that's how we relate It's the easiest way for men to communicate Hike! Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow It's par for the course When you're in the home stretch To swing for the fences With a full-court press We're on the 1-yard line Inches to go You'll pitch and I'll catch 'Cause it's our lead to blow Let's use more sports analogies Sports analogies They help men cope with life's harsh realities Let's spew more cliches Till we run out the clock Just keep your eye on the ball The buck Or my shuttlecock Hey! Sometimes when we watch sports, we get sad And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports But we're not really crying about the game at all Who really cares about a game of basketball? We're sad about our dads We couldn't talk to our dads Unless we used sports analogies Sports analogies Men feel safe with these empty generalities Let's go for the gold And then we'll hit the lockers We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer 'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners runnin' around Yeah!