Captain Cameltoe
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If I had superpowers
I'd make love to you for hours
Never need a bathroom break
My lower back would never ache
And if someone treated you bad or mean
My whole body would turn green
I'd bust out of all my clothes
Turn into Luperigno
And obviously win the fight (Wham!)
Alright!
'Cause I'm a friggin' rockstar superhero bitch
Take off my glasses and start to switch
I'll start to spin, the lights will strobe
I am Captain Cameltoe
Wanna be your Superman
Put you in my super plans
You could be my Lois Lane
Fly in my invisible plane
That's us squatting at 30,000 feet
Oh yeah
You might take me out for a bite
At a place that serves kryptonite
Then of course we'd have a fight
But it always turns out I am right
Wonder twin powers activate
Form of a happy couple on a romantic date
If I was a supervillain
I'd take time out from all this killing
To take you out on the town
Turn your frown upside down (Bam!)
Come on, hang on to my cape
Come, let's plan our great escape (Let's go)
I'll destroy the whole world
If you just be my girl
'Cause I'm a friggin' rockstar superhero bitch
Take off my glasses and start to switch
I'll start to spin, the lights will strobe
I am Captain Cameltoe
I'm a friggin' rockstar superhero bitch
Take off my glasses and start to switch
I'll start to spin, the lights will strobe
I am Captain Cameltoe