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Rocket Launcher Body Sounds
Jeff Foxworthy
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Men and women are equal, they're just so damn different
Like, women hate body noises, at least they swear they do
I believe part of it, I've never seen my mother with
Her hand under her dress trying to make that armpit fart
But they swear they hate 'em
Nobody laughs at a good body noise harder than a woman
I'll give you an example
Two weeks ago, my wife and I are walking through the Atlanta airport
Guy walking about five feet in front of us
Bless his heart, he farted out loud, alright?
Me being a man, I would've gone, "
Damn, that was a good one there, huh?"
My wife dropped every bag we had and fell on the floor laughing
"Come on, honey, it's just a fart, get up
We're gonna miss the plane over a fart, come on"
You ever notice this too?
The size of the apology is always
Proportional to the size of the body noise
Think about it, if you're out in public and you make a body noise
We'll say a burp, and it's a little one
If you just go like, "Eh"
You will go, "Excuse me"
But if you do one of those 25-beer rocket launcher "Bleh"
You'll go, "Excuse me"
If you're in a room and somebody goes, "Excuse me"
Get the hell out of there
Something bad just happened
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