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Tricky Dicky

The Hallelujah Bonnets; Luke Di Somma
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Ladies and gentlemen Please welcome, all the way from Eccleston Via Melbourne, Bendigo and Waimea Former member of the House of Representatives For Hokitika, Kumara and Westland And still Undisputed longest-serving Prime Minister of New Zealand Eat your heart out, John Key Richard "King Dick" Seddon! Hello, my name is Richard But please, call me Dick Dick! It'll be my pleasure to practise some realpolitik My middle name is John My surname is Seddon And I promise to prevent this female Armageddon I owned a pub at Kumara Where? A little place near Hokitika Okay! But now I'm back in Welly-woo With backhanders from Big Liquor Backhanders! The only reason that they want the vote Is to turn this country dry Well, that ain't gonna happen under my watch Under that you can rely So say my name King Dicky, King Dicky And what's my game? He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Who's that I came King Dicky, King Dicky So say my name King Dicky, King Dicky And what's my game? He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Who's that I came Hello New Zealand, I'm back! Who wants a bit of Dick in their lives? You do! Thirteen years on top and I'm still the longest-serving Prime Ministerial Dick in New Zealand history! And don't you forget it, bitches! You can't reason with women No way! It's quite ineffectual I'm not anti-women Not gay! Just anti-intellectual I'll appeal to the common man I'll stop the sisters in their tracks So the only time that they'll get polled Is laying on their backs And they'll scream my name King Dicky, King Dicky They love my game He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Who's that I came King Dicky, King Dicky Just say my name King Dicky, King Dicky And what's my name? He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Who's that I came King Dicky, King Dicky Dick, Dick, we love Dick! I can't hear you! Dick, Dick, we love Dick! Go on, admit it, you love Dick! Dick, Dick, we love Dick! Oh, I know you love Dick, baby Dick, Dick, we love Dick! Everybody drop your voice, I love Dick! Rap it, dickwad! Yeah, yeah I'm the premier Premier The prescient President The paternalistic populist of Parlimentary residence A stonewall suffrage day and night And they'll never win the fray And I'll surround myself with sycophants And this is what they'll say They'll scream my name King Dicky, King Dicky They love my game He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Who's that I came King Dicky, King Dicky Just scream my name King Dicky, King Dicky Cause you love my game He's tricky, he's tricky Say my name again Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky All that I came King Dicky, King Dicky Dick! Dick! You love Dick!