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Dental Hygene Dilemma

Frank Zappa
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No, Jeff How do you know? Man, this stuff is great It's just as if Donovan himself had appeared on my very own TV with words of peace, love, and eternal cosmic wisdom Leading me, guiding me on paths of everlasting pseudo-carmic Negligence in the very midst of my drug-induced nocturnal emission Well, I am your good conscience, Jeff I know all I see all I am a cosmic love pulse matrix, becoming a Technicolor interpositive Hein? Where'd you buy that incense? It's here It's the same mysterious, exotic, oriental Fragrance as what the beetles get off on I thought I recognized it Mm, what is that? Musk? Ew, mm Jeff, I know what's good for you Right You're heavy Yes, Jeff I am your guiding light Listen to me, don't rip off the towels, Jeff Piss off, you little nitwit Hey, man, what's the deal? Don't listen to him, Jeff He's no good He'll make you do bad things You mean, he'll make me sin? Yes, Jeff Sin Wow Jeff, I'd like to have a word with you about your soul No, don't listen Jeff Why are you wasting your life night After night playing this comedy music? You're right, I'm too heavy to be in this group Hmm, comedy music Jeff, you're souled In this group, all I ever get to do is play Zappa's comedy music He eats Jeff I get so tense Of course you do, my boy The stuff he makes me do is always off the wall That's why it would be best to leave this darn employ And quit the group You'll make it big That's right Of course And then I won't be small Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ahmet Ertegun used this towel as a bath mat six weeks Ago at a rancid motel in Orlando, Florida, with the Highest mildew rating of any commercial lodging facility Within the territorial limits of the United States Naturally, excluding tropical possessions It's still damp What an aroma This is the best I ever got off What can I say about this elixir? Try it on steaks, it cleans nylons, small craft warnings It's great for the home, the office, on fruits This is the real you, Jeff Rip off a few more ashtrays, get rid of some of that inner tension Quit the comedy group Get your own group together Heavy Like Grand Funk? Or Black Sabbath No, Jeff We're coming Peace Love Bollocks What can I say about this elixir? Jeff has gone out there on that stuff He should never have used the elixir and only stuck to the incense Oh, Atlantis That was Billy the Mountain dressed up like Donovan Fading out on the wall-mounted TV screen Jeff is flipping out Road fatigue We've got to get him back to normal before Zappa finds Out and steals it and makes him do it in the movie You have a brilliant career ahead of you, my boy Just get out of this group Howard, that was Studebaker Hawk dressed up like Jim Pons, giving Career guidance to the bass player of a rock-oriented comedy group Jeff's imagination has gone beyond The fringe of audience comprehension Jeff, Jeff, it's me, the fluorescent leech Jeff, Jeff, it's me, Eddie What can I say about this elixir? Put it on your steaks You should clean your swimming pool Sell it to your mother and tell her it's a rich dye, dye kit You won't even believe what'll happen When you starch your shirt with it Ironing nose easier Car windows never looked better in your whole life Ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it And it makes your voice three keys higher And you can't even stand what happens when you put it on your hair Put it on your hair Try your bike seats And if you ever tried it as a- What? What can I... What, what can I say about this?