Literal Monster Original StarKid Cast of Nerdy Prudes Must Die; Will Branner; Bryce Charles; Corey Dorris; Lauren Lopez; Jon Matteson; Curt Mega; Joey Richter; Kim Whalen
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Huh! He's got the hallway on lock His fists are always half cocked He's got me hiding in my locker He's got the face of a saint That post-pubescent strength The hottest girl Yeah he knocked her You have a girl he'll seduce her You're not him you're a loser It's best to drop and play dead Place your hands on your neck Call the feds Lock the thread He's straight ahead You better leave your hopes behind No one's gonna stop him You better hope he's outta sight Or you're doomed to be a victim You won't defeat his kind Never look in the eye He's a literal monster He is juiced he is jacked His hormones on the attack He's the horror in every rumor I swear to God he has fangs Everyone knows how he bangs No one to blame if there's no accuser I once was his tutor Then I regarded my future (You better) Like a nighthawk he preys Like a jock he clichรฉs And we pray, and we pray You better leave your hopes behind (you better, you better) No one's gonna stop him (you better) You better hope he's outta sight (you better) Or you're doomed to be a victim He roars (and he roars) And we cry (and we cry) He's the reason (he's the reason) With no why He's a literal monster A damn literal monster I roar (huh, huh) And you cry (huh, huh) I'm the reason (huh, huh) You run and hide I'm a literal Don't need no one to tell me High school will be my peak So I'm willin' to take advantage There's only one out of reach Her name is Chastity It's a wound I can help her bandage You all look disappointed (b-b-but) You couldn't do if you wanted (you better) So keep on judgin' me That comes with infamy You can leave But you won't stay in your seat You better leave your hopes behind (you better leave your hopes behind) (you better, you better) No one's gonna stop him (no one's gonna stop me) (you better) You better hope he's outta sight (outta sight) (you better) Or you're doomed to be a victim You won't defeat his kind (you won't defeat my kind) Never look in the eye (huh, huh) A predator of his size (a predator of my size) (he's a literal monster) Cross your heart hope to die (huh, huh) You can watch as I rise (he's a literal monster) I will claim what is mine I'm a literal monster ย