Weiner Soldier
Cooter Commander
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Again!
Again!
(Weiner soldier)
Again!
A-
He fucked me so hard I peed on his cock
The piss came out clear ‘cause I drink a lot
Stuck my hand up her hole and I gave it a twist
My hand came out bloody, call me iron fist
Then I put it back in up to the wrist
She’s screaming my name, I’m a ventriloquist
Shiny red handprints when I’m slappin’ on her titties
She’s so pretty
Let’s get litty
Call me diddy
Hit the griddy
I take fiber so I don’t have to wipe when I take a shitty
I’m bisexual, I’ll fuck anything that moves
I’ll dingle your berries til they turn blue
Girls with dicks, guys with tits, I don’t give a fuck, no!
I just wanna taste the chocolate rain from your dump truck
Backshots! I’m a crack shot! I’ll slap that box and take a cock
Two cocks, three cocks, that’s how many holes I got
I’m like a damn sex bot
But deep down inside I still got so much emptiness
Need a weiner soldier to fill me up with a penis
It can be a strap on
I don’t care, I’ll grab on
Ride it till I, ride it till I,
Go, going, gone
Pussy so tight I can’t even get gonorrhea
Stuck a lightbulb up there once ‘cause I had a bright idea
But it broke in my guts and shredded my urethra
So I waddled out the hospital with a brand new cloaca
Now there’s glass shards coming out when I fart. That’s what I call a shart.
Ah, it hurts but I don’t regret it
Ugh
‘Cause deep down inside I still got so much emptiness
Need a weiner soldier to fill me up with a penis
It can be a strap on
I don’t care, I’ll grab on
Ride it till I, ride it till I,
Go, going, gone
Yeah, deep down inside I still got so much emptiness
Need a weiner soldier to fill me up with a penis
It can be a strap on
I don’t care, I’ll grab on
Ride it till I, ride it till I,
Go, going, gone
Hey, uh, I got a confession to make.
I broke the light bulb on purpose to get the doctors to touch my booty hole.
I have another light bulb inside me right now
I’m looser so it’d be real easy to take out
But I don’t really think breaking it’s a sin.
So call me Bucky Barnes the way I’ll do it again
Again!