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I Shit My Pants at the Dance
Dik Gozinya
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I put on my tux
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Slicked back my hair so fine
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Went to pick up my gal
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I was right on time
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Knocked on her door
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Everything felt just right
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We were off to have a most
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Wonderful night
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We danced the shake
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The twist and the hop
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But then I felt something go plop
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I shit my pants at the dance
I ruined my chance at romance
My heart and the band skipped a beat
By then it was dripping down to my feet
Oh I shit my pants at the dance
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Why, oh why couldn't I
Just have a bad case of gas?
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I try to play it cool
But my girl can always smell trouble
(Trouble, trouble)
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I needed new underwear
I needed them on the double
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(Double, double)
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I wanted a drink
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'Cause I couldn't think
All because of this terrible stink
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I shit my pants at the dance
I ruined my chance at romance
My heart and the band skipped a beat
By then it was dripping down to my feet
Oh I shit my pants at the dance
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Why, oh why couldn't I
Just have a bad case of gas?
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I'm usually not that sentimental
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But I was hoping this night would be special
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I wish I could say it was a twist of fate
But I'm sure it was just something I ate
I shit my pants at the dance
I ruined my chance at romance
My heart and the band skipped a beat
By then it was dripping down to my feet
Oh I shit my pants at the dance
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Why, oh why couldn't I
Just have a bad case of gas?
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Oh, why, why
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Couldn't I
Just have a bad case of gas?
(Just a bad) Case of gas
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