The Funky Martians

Zachary Mason

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So when their spaceship First touched the ground The place was empty- No one was around... But then, much later As the red dust cleared On the horizon Some Martians appeared! The human’s Mars buggy Was sent to say Hi!- The Martians seemed angry: The humans would die! But thanks to young Johnny Who made a mistake... Appeasing those Martians Was a piece of cake! Chorus 1. “Who are you!?” “We come in peace!” Who are you!?” “We come in peace!” Verse 2. So poor young Johnny- Who had a nervous twitch- When sat at his station He pressed the wrong switch...! He wanted a weapon To fight with their foe- But instead of the phaser He turned on the radio! Some funky music Just happened to be on- The Martians stopped threatening And then sang along! They moved with their bodies- Which were tall and thin- They grooved to the music, And kept on dancing! Chorus 2. “We just love that noise!” “YAAAHOO!” “I wonder what it is?” “We’ve been saved!” Verse 3. Thanks to the funky music The humans were alright: They kept the radio playing All day and night! The Martians loved the beats- But the humans had had enough!- They knew it couldn’t stop though Or else they’d have it rough! The colony was founded Which Earth was pleased to hear- When they heard about the Martians They couldn’t believe their ears! The Martians kept on funkin’ And the humans settled in... They didn’t mind their new home But couldn’t stand the din! Chorus 3. “Play that funky music, space boy! “Oh no! Not again! I wonder if they like classical music...?”