Call Me Maybe Parody
Toad
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I met this girl she's so fine
Her name is Princess Peach
I am his Mario
I will get some day
I can teach her how to cook
I can do her laundry
Even though there's so much pross
I will find my way
I with her someday
I am walk into the castle
She doesn't seem to be there
Where do you think you're going baby
Hi my name is Toad
And you're a girl
Can we still make out
I want your body
Ew I'm not the woman
And you're a mushroom
It's me Mario
I am directing nicely
Why you no like me
I so sexy
Can I kiss you
I want your body
Ew your face is a mushroom
It's full of fungi
Please get away now
I am a dude
Is it because of the mushroom on my head
Or all the moles I found in my back
I got a lot of bad feet
I will find my way
She's a so damn cute
I know she isn't a dude
Because she has a mustache
And girls have mustaches
Why you leaving me now
Please get away from me now
No I will never go
Where do you think you're going baby
Hi my name is Toad
And you're a girl
Can we still make out
I want your body
Ew I'm not the woman
And you're a mushroom
It's me Mario
I am directing nicely
Why you no like me
I so sexy
Can I kiss you
I want your body
Ew your face is a mushroom
It's full of fungi
Please get away now
I am a dude
Before you came into my life it was so bad
It was really bad
It was really-ly bad
And now I'm going to swim in love
Ooh I'm sad man
Ooh I'm sad man
Wait I don't know how to swim
Hi my name is Toad
And you're a girl
Can we still make out
I want your body
Hi my name is Toad
And you're a girl
Can we still make out
I want your body
Ew I'm not the woman
And you're a mushroom
It's me Mario
I am directing nicely
Before you came into my life it was so bad
It was really bad
It was really-ly bad
And now I'm going to swim in love
Ooh I'm sad man
Ooh I'm sad man
Wait I don't know how to swim