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Why Don't You Play Them?
Garrett Williamson
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It's not Flingsmash, Geist, or Burnout Crash
Not Mario Party 6 or Ultra Smash
Neither Clubhouse Games or Wii Fit Plus
Nor Family Feud on SNES
All the games I play, whether good or bad
Have tropes in common, my favorite doodads
They may be rushed, or plain, or flawed
But they aren't RPGs, oh thank God
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it RPGs that are dumb and lame?
(Why don't you play them?)
They just take so damn long to complete
(Why don't you play them?)
Sixty hours just to rinse and repeat
But you should grind for years just to beat that boss, oh
Why waste all this time on just one game?
(Why don't you play them?)
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(Ooh)
(Ba-ba-ba-bow, da-da)
Turn-based battles and too much text
I'd rather be out not having sex
Menu clutter and useless stats
And random encounters can kiss my ass
No gameplay 'till hours in
Combat ready, how did I win?
The same thing happens over again
And that their fun part comes up when?
I missed one thing, and now I'm lost
That one inch of text really meant a lot?
There's some shop with items I can't afford
"So grind for money, you won't be bored!"
I'm tired, I'm scared, I'm not having fun
There's no other way this can be spun
What do I do, what do I check?
It's an RPG, what did I expect?
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(Why don't you play them?)
(They're so good, though)
Listen, guys, you can have opinions
(Why don't you play them?)
They're not my style
(Start a new file)
(Why don't- Why-why-why don't you)