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Toy Boat

Creed Bratton
Popularity ยท Low
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English ยท Original

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It's morning in Barstow Holiday Inn I'm watching Maude on TV The talent show with Adrienne Barbeau Big fan You know it seems like only a year or so ago I was doing pretty well And then I had- a little con artist came into town And well, here I am Well my heart is seeking Like a little toy boat Holding onto promises to keep my head afloat Well it's hard to say what happened Since she called me along She was last seen leaving this town Pulled out by the current Riptide pulled me down Waves were crashing over me And jerking me around Well my money would'nt save me It was already gone Toy boat, toy boat Keep on sailing on Toy boat Toy boat In a hot tub sea Riding beated promises You probably gave to me Toy boat Toy boat I christen thee In the name of all the swindlers Who prey on folks like me Well, she told me she could take my cash and turn it into more Now I'm in a king size sleeping bag Down on the floor Well I worked as hard as Noah When he builds his arc Turns out in the end, the powers just another remark Toy boat Toy boat In a hot tub sea Lying feated promises Were all you gave to me Toy boat Toy boat I christen thee In the name of all the swindlers Who prey on folks like me With a cigarette, a compact mirror, and her salty grin She laid out a plan I was taken in Well the map was very simple I signed on for the ride And all my money went out with the tide Well Ponzi's cool, Ponzi's nice I need to pee but there ain't no pot She made off with everything I got And my little Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Toy Toy boat