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Coffee Machine
The Yogscast
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(Ahh, this Coffee Machine is so good!)
(I feel the urge to sing...)
C- C- C- Coffee
M- M- Machine
Delicious brown nectar
Straight from the bean
(Uh h- hello?)
C- C- C- Coffee
With milk or with cream
(You Okay?)
Straight from the Yoglabs
C- C- C- Coffee Machine
(Uhm, why are you singing? What's happening?)
(Ah, I can't wait to try it!)
Steaming all morning
Grinding all night
One sip of this magic
And I feel just right
Sugar or Syrup?
Or hot foam on top?!
A robotic wonder
That never can stop
(Uhh hello?)
(This is weird!)
(Why are you singing?)
(I'm still singing!)
Oh no I mean it!
I really can't stop
I don't think I know
How to turn this thing off
Simon please help me!
I'm stuck in a loop!
You'll have to do something
Or I'll keep singing this tune
(Where's the music coming from?)
(I don't see any speakers?)
C- C- C- Coffee
M- M- Machine
Is it getting faster
This wasn't my dream
C- C- C- Coffee
Overflowing stream
Drowning in Yoglabs
C- C- C- Coffee Machine
What are you doing
Still standing there?
I need you to hurry
And fix it with care
If you don't go quickly
It'll scramble my bRAIN!
And without my coffee
I'll go quite insane
Seriously Simon, stop watching this
I'm not joking around, stop taking the piss
I can't move so help me
This isn't a stunt
Start moving your ass
You big stupid c-
C- C- C- Coffee
M- M- Machine
Thank God I'm here to fix this big scene
I've come from the future
Paradoxes be damned!
I can't rhyme forever
When the system is jammed
Beans keep on pouring
The buttons all glow
It's flooding the counter
It's out of control
Espresso tsunami
Capuccino wave
I'm lost in the froth now
With no hope to be saved
A latte volcano
It's blowing its top
A mocha monsoon
That just will not stop
Everything's flashing
It's starting to shake
The smell is delicious
But this is all a mistake
Oh this is a t- terrible idea
To do this song with a
(Unintelligible Gibberish)
Da-dum-da-doo
Ya-pa-da-doo-doo
Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Dee-dee-dum-ba-da-bum
Ra-pa-dee-dootie-doot-ta-ta-tum
Ra-ba-de-doo-doo
Dee-ba-ba-dee-boo
Ba-ba-dee-bwum-buum
Bwa-doo-ba-doo-da-dee-dee
Ba-da-ba-dum-dum-da
(It's still going)
Ba-da-ba-dee-dee-doooooo
Ba-da
Is that an alarm?
Is that an alarm?
I don't think that's supposed to be playing
It's probably
I'm sure they know what they're doing
How long am I going to be stuck here?
Oh it's taking me over
(ahhhhhhh)
C- C- C- Coffee
M- M- Machine
We fixed all the problems
We're such a good team
Ignore all the damage to the time stream
And come taste the Yoglabs
C- C- C- Coffee Machine
(ahhh)
(Do you know what Lewis?)
(I don't even want coffee anymore)
(I'd rather have a nice cup of tea instead)
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