Mudbone (Pt. 1)
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You know, when I first... When I first came up here, I used to live
Down this way. Shit! Shit, where's the mic? Here. Well, they move
That shit every while, you can't reach it and shit. Had to go behind
My back. Shit, I'm, I'm a little old, I ain't spry as I used to be
I can still kick a little ass now! I left here, me and my partner
Bob Teague, Ray Flemons, Sweet Chocolate Brown. Do you know Sweet
Chocolate? Boy, that was a pretty man. One of them brown-skinned
Boys, he had that smooth skin. He sweat, it looked like a
Hershey bar. That's right, the girls come up, lick him on
The hand. White girls too, they come up and lick on him
That's why we left. I said, "Man, we got to get our ass out of
Here. You gonna start some trouble." He had that gold tooth
Like a star hanging out of his mouth. He was pretty. He smiled
At you and put that gold on you, shit, you can't resist that!
What you say? I can't hear you and don't give a fuck what you say
Chocolate, Chocolate had plenty of womens, you know. See, I
I didn't, I never messed around with a lot of womens in my time
I done had about four womens in my life. That's right, 'cause they
Drain you! They want to fuck all the time. They suck you dry. 'Cause
You fuck one, they don't keep their mouth shut, she gonna tell
Somebody. That's what they do. They tell their friend, and then if
The friend like it, she gonna tell somebody. Next thing
You know, you got to fuck eight or nine. Then, then when
They leave your ass, you just all drained out. They leave
You with a pot of soup or something, and then they gone
Shit. See, I don't mess around no more. That's right
Man, shut up!
Yeah, that's what I say. See, y'all don't know about womens. See
Womens now, I get along fine. I ain't been with a woman now forty-
Something years. No, that's right! I'm not lying. My dick clean
Enough, you could boil it in some cabbage. I mean, I had fun. Now
Don't get me wrong. I, I mean, I know womens and, you know, I've done
My part, you know. I had one girlfriend, she had one of them rectumis
. We got along. You know, that's where they scoop the pussy out?
Leave just the box that it came in. We got along real good, you know
She didn't want nothing from me, and I sure didn't want nothing from
Her. Went out, went out to California, me and my... I went out to
California. You know what's strange? We went out there, I went out
There when there was few peoples out there. There was about three
Colored families. That's right, twenty white, you know, bunch of
China people. That's right, twelve thousand Mexicans. Mexicans used
To own all that, man! Everything west of Chicago, Mexican people had
It. All theirs, and they fucked around, started negotiating with them
White folks, lost all that shit. What they didn't lose negotiating
They just kicked their ass off of it. Mexicans nice people, you know
They come up, tried to talk, they slap their hat off and shit like
That. "Get your ass on back wherever you came from." What did that
Mean? I don't know. So they left. They had to, 'cause them some crazy
Motherfuckers when they get mad. Now, I had to slap one one day, you
Know, he started calling me. I slapped him. "Say, boy!" Slapped him
He turned red and looked at me so funny. Went back, got some friends
Or something, but I was gone then. You know what's strange nowadays?
Let me tell you this. I was... The other day, a little boy come
Down the street, had his shoes untied, had one of them little hats
On. I'm telling you about kids nowadays, they so different. He come
Up, I said, "Son, tie your shoe!" He said, "Fuck you!" Little boy
Just about this, this little son of a bitch. I couldn't get up to
Get him, you know? They don't have no respect. They just talk to
You anyway. "Oh, you old motherfucker!" And talk, talk real nasty
"I hope you trip and fall on your ugly-ass face." I seen them talk
Back to their mother, nasty! And I say... And the woman look so
Strange, like I say, "Bitch, it's your fault! You the one let him
Do that shit. Put his ass out three or four weeks, see how he talk
Then." Shit, I bet he come back humble as a little puppy then
Barking and shit, 'cause it's tough out there. I'm telling you the
Truth. You know what? When I first got out to California... Where
You boys going? No, no, no, thank you. I'm fine. I'm, I'm all right
I don't know what you gonna put in it. Be out there, a lot of put
Your dick in it or something. No, that's all right. Go ahead, have
Fun. I remember when womens used to go to the bathroom together