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Trinity Ruins Christmas
Trinity the Tuck
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Trinity The Tuck
Shea Couleรฉ
We 'bout to fuck up your Christmas
Every single day
From the window to the wall, 'bout to deck the hall
I ain't got no presents 'cause my presence so too good for y'all
Not one of these peasants got the essence of Miss Jada Hall
So you better back up out my face, bitch, you got to go
Bitch, I ain't checking your advent calendar
Staying home alone like my last name McAllister
Burning all these trees, you can't get as high as me
'Cause I'm chilling like a villain in my Andreana fur
'Bout to hit you with a whisper
'Cause I'm creeping with your mister
Opportunity you missed her
And now my ice is getting grinchier
She's a mean one
She's a bitch
You can call her Christmas Witch
She's a Grinch in evil heels
She's a Scrooge with sex appeal
Nina dressed like a big elf, so scary
I make Sharon look like a sugar plum fairy
Someone put Shangela back in her box
Eat Alyssa's back rolls with cranberry sauce
If you think it's only Christmas that makes me rude
Listen, Hanukkah makes me wanna vomit too
I hate Kwanzaa and Boxing Day, I wanna fight you
Let me call up Krampus, he can be my boo
I'll take your presents, I'll snatch your ham
I'll eat your cookies and take your man
I'll clog your chimney, I'll steal your tree
I'm vicious, don't mess with me
She's a mean one
She's a bitch
You can call her Christmas Witch
She's a Grinch in evil heels
She's a Scrooge with sex appeal
I don't want a wreath, I don't want a tree
I'll choke you out with string lights, so let me be
Don't tell me to smile, don't wanna be jolly
Come on over and I'll show you where to stick your holly
Can't stand the do-gooders asking for coin
Come caroling, I'll punch you square in the groin
I don't want glad tidings, don't need no one's help
You can keep your stank-ass jingle bells to yourself
Oh my God
What am I feeling?
This tingling sensation
Have I finally discovered the true magic of Christmas?
Nope
She's a mean one (She's the meanest of them all)
She's a bitch (The baddest bitch of them all)
You can call her Christmas Witch (But like a pretty witch)
She's a Grinch in evil heels (I'm totally a monster)
She's a Scrooge with sex appeal (That's a sexy fucking bitchy)
Um, where are the milk and cookies?
Actually, I'm lactose, do you have any like silk or something?
Ugh, I hate Christmas
Happy holidays or whatever
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