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Darth Vader's Theme
Richard Cheese
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And now, ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to take you on a trip
To a galaxy
Far, far
Away
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How 'bout this band?
Are they something, ladies and gentlemen?
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What do you say we have these guys
Play some solos for you?
Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?
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Piano solo!
Bass solo!
Drum solo!
Han Solo!
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See, because his name is Solo
And they were playing solos
So I go "Han Solo"
Thank you so much
If this is a consulate ship
Where's the ambassador?
Thank you so much, thank you
"Zipline, zipline..."
I never get tired of that
See, because Gary Coleman was in "Diff'rent Strokes"
And his catchphrase was
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Right? So I zagged
And I said, "Zipline, zipline"
Another diminutive actor of color
You see?
There is no off position
On the genius switch, ladies and gentlemen
Catch!
I cannot believe
That those four nerdy guys
That that landed in between
Did not bump their heads
Reaching for the Han Solo doll
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They used to be such fuckin' cool geeks
You know, and now they're just fuckin' lazy
"Oh, Han Solo, I missed it. Oh, well
I've already got it
It's the Hoth one, I already have that one
I have the Hoth battle pack
I have the Endor battle pack"
Have you guys seen the, uh
Tauntaun dog sleeper?
Where you can put your dog
Inside the open belly of the Tauntaun
It's like a big stuffed animal
And there's a slit in it
And you can put your head in there
Or your dog's head
I saw it in SkyMall
SkyMall is so great
I got Frank from SkyMall
He was on, I don't know
You know the page with all the, like
The gnomes and the thing you can nail
Into a tree to give the tree a face?
He was on the next page
It said, "Own a drummer"
I was like, "Okay"
Called SkyMall and they sent him over
He's been great in the band so far
But the shipping and handling
Was really expensive
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