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Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat
Chase Noseworthy
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Late one night before the tavernkeeper shut his door
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, strong is he
Twoโs in the middle, carrying Three
Threeโs pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
One day when a maiden was out on her nightly stroll
She got lost in the forest and was set on by a gnoll
When in there stepped a gentleman, moustachioะตd and tall
He was no help at all cause hะตโs three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, strong is he
Twoโs in the middle, carrying Three
Threeโs pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
Once there was a king who was a scourge upon his land
The citizens all wished him dead, his rule they couldnโt stand
One day he just fell dead on the pavement by no hand
He happened to have died next to three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, strong is he
Twoโs in the middle, carrying Three
Threeโs pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
The people of the kingdom, the manโs praises they did sing
Believing that he was the one who slew their awful king
Put on his head a crown, and to the throne they did him bring
But little did they know he was three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, strong is he
Twoโs in the middle, carrying Three
Threeโs pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
It didnโt take them long to hate their brand new overlord
He butchered up the tax code and put rebels to the sword
From out of his own kingdom he was driven by the horde
The economy had been ruined by three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, strong is he
Twoโs in the middle, carrying Three
Threeโs pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
One! Two! Three!
Three kobolds in a trench coat
And if youโre wondering how I sing three part harmony
When I am just one man without another to be seen
Iโm sure the most observant of you already have gleaned
That I am not a man, I am three kobolds in a trench coat
Oneโs on the bottom, fiddling free
Twoโs in the middle keeping the beat
Iโm pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
Weโre pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
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