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When I was 17, I took a plane to the coast
I took my friend Robyn, because she's really the most
We were cruising the strip, you know Sunset and Pico
In less than 5 minutes, I met a guy named Rico
He drove up to the curb in a chopped old Royce
He had a tan from a bottle and a radio voice
I said, "Yo, Banana, are you ready to ill?"
And he took us to a party in Beverly Hills
On our way over, we stopped at the beach
Rico went in and saw a tea bag named Leach
Robyn was cooking, he was ready to go
She said, "Didn't I meet you in Monte Carlo?"
When we got to the party, the butler opened the door
And I knew that I'd seen him somewhere before
It was Shirley MacLaine dressed up as a man
She said, "Om Shanti, welcome to La La Land"
Vanna White was there and they were playing a game
But the numbers on the wheel were all the same
I didn't see Jerry Falwell or Jessica Hong
But I was told they were upstairs getting it on
Hugh Hefner arrived with a bunch of skeezers
The Chippendale dancers were real crowd pleasers
Duke and Duchess of Windsor were really nice
They brought some underground films of Gary Hart and Diana Price
In Beverly Hills, they refuse to be beat
So it was Chicken McNuggets, all you can eat
The emcee of the evening was a blonde guy named Doc
He screamed at the crowd, "Are you ready to rock?"
(Rock, rock, ready)
"Oh yeah, oh yeah," they said, waving their hands
He said, "I'll give you ultra-fly, number one in the land"
I stepped up to the mic and I delivered my weapon
La La Land was transfixed in a second
From Frisco to Tijuana, they were feeling that jam
And those that felt it know I am what I am
I'll deliver so heavy like no other assault
I'll pierce the earthquake meters on the San Andreas fault
When morning came, we were still going strong
But our flight left at noon, I had to break from the throng
Mary Hart was screaming, "Outta sight, outta sight"
They were shooting a party for Entertainment Tonight
They wanted me to stay and co-host the show
But I had a jam at MIC and I had to go
Besides, it ain't my thing to be a co-host
And that's the story of my first trip to the coast