Story (Columbus)
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Okay, alright, okay
Oh, it's gonna be like that, huh?
Okay, alright, love you too, baby
Oh, oh, I, I knew if I stopped talking, you would start
That's why I, that's why I, I'm compelled to continue here, uh, okay
I, I went on, I, I, I, I, I, I, uh, I went on eBay
I shouldn't have gone on eBay, I was warned about eBay
I didn't even know what the fuck eBay
Was, uh, but I was warned about it
They said, "Stay away from eBay," and, uh
Especially if you've got money in your pocket
And, um, I had both, I was on eBay and I had money in my pocket
And I made a big mistake
Well, I don't think it was a mistake, I was told I made a big mistake
See how easy I am, and I, that's why I'm gonna run it by you
I made a purchase, okay, so what?
I made a purchase and it was my money and I spent it, okay
Um, now you be the judge
I bought, swear, the last dying breath of Henry Ford
Wait a minute, it was trapped in a Coke bottle with a cork in it
Really tight in there
And, uh, I, I probably paid more than I should've for it
But when you think about it, it's a first edition, you know?
I mean, there's, uh, there's only one of 'em
And, uh, okay, let's, uh, get to something else
Uh, uh, what's the first thing we were gonna do here?
Oh, oh, I guess, oh, maybe a little rant
Ooh, oh, no, that's not it, I'll stick a different one
Oh, hell, they all start like that