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Where the Dicks Are

Tim Gilvin
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Oh Flounder why canโ€™t daddy understand? I can never be truly happy down here, so far away from, well, what I really want... THESE ARE MY THINGS, LOOK AT THEM ALL, AND JUST LIKE ME, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL ALSO LIKE ME THEY'RE NOW TRAPPED HERE UNDER THE SEA LOOK AT THIS STAT- -TUE OF A GUY. HE'S NOT HALF FISH, NO, HE ACTUALLY HAS THIGHS ANKLES AND FEET, AND ONE MORE THING LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN... THE MERMEN DOWN HERE ARE ALL WHINEY, YOU KISS, AND THEY SPRAY OUT A CLOUD. THE CRABS PINCH TOO MUCH, THE EELS ARE SLIMY, EVEN SEA CUCUMBERS ARE QUITE SMALL I WANT MORE... I WANNA BE WHERE THE BOYS WITH DICKS ARE, SWIMMING BENEATH, I CAN SEE THEM FLAPPING, WIGGLING AROUND 'BOVE THE, WHAT D'YA CALL IT? OH, SCROTUM! FELLAS DOWN HERE ARE JUST TOO BIZARRE, NOTHING DOWN THERE BUT A HOLE AND SCALES, BOYS UP THERE STROLL ALONG WITH A- WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN? OH, ERECTION! HUMAN GIRLS WALK, HUMAN GIRLS STRIDE, HUMAN GIRLS LET HUMAN BOYS INSIDE, PUT IT IN ME! I LONG TO BE, WHERE THE DICKS ARE... JUST A LITTLE GIRL LOST IN A WORLD, OF SEXLESS DESPAIR... HOW CAN I BACK A GUY WITH A CLOACA? THERE'S NO ROMANCE THERE. CONSTANTLY WET BUT I CAN'T GET ANY KIND OF A RELEASE A BOY WITHOUT FINS. JUST TWO LEGS, AND SKIN, AND A SIZEABLE PIECE OH I WANNA BE WHERE THE DRY ONES ARE, PUT ON A THONG, MAYBE TRY OUT HEELS, SEE HOW IT FEELS TO - WHAT WAS IT? OH YEAH, GET BONED. SO MANY SHAPES I'LL TAKE THEM ALL GET THIS DISNEY PRINCESS TO THE BALLS OH, PLEASE DADDY JUST LET ME BE, WHERE THE DICKS ARE...