Wii Sports
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Wii Sports is my fucking life
I tied a Wii remote to my dick so I play
Wii Sports, every single day, no it's not fucking gay to
Jack it and jerk off
And have a big circlejerk off
And get a new high score
And fuck you in the ass or
Beat you in a boxing match, you whore
I'm the best at Wii Sports
I got a Wiimote on my dick, hope it's making you sick
Hit a new high score, pitchin' digital baseballs
You can hear the cheering echoing through the halls
And with my two spare hands I'm grabbing on your balls
Remember the safety strap, for keeping it on right
The living room tonight is a beautiful sight
Playing these Wii games childlike with my erection spike
And soon enough you'll hear the guy yell "Strike!"
Get this piss and splooge on the Wii balance boards
And at the rate we're going, you can never be bored
Yeah, yeah
Wii Sports, Wii Sports