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First Date
Pat Godwin
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Girl, the food was great, the company even better
Why sit here all night long going on about the weather?
I know it's our first date, and good girls gotta wait
But I just turned 83, you said you're 78
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The moon is full, you know what I'm thinking
Let's make love, we're old and we're shrinking
The hour is late, let's just do it on our first date
Unhook your girdle and take off that face
Let's crawl into bed, cut to the chase
It'll be just great, let's do it on our first date
I took Viagra an hour ago
Put your teeth in a jar by the bed
Pinky here, who's poking out and waking from the dead?
I want you right now, so don't give me no lip
It's too late for your hymen, but I might break your hip
The hour is late, let's just do it on our first date
The hymen is a membrane in the vagina that...
We'll talk after the show
The hell with arthritis, arterial thrombosis
Acute angina and your halitosis
It'll be great, let's do it on our first date
We're too old to worry about moving so fast
So if you're wearing Depends, I'll just hose off your ass
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
Good girls wait, old broads swing
You can take off your clothes, I can't see a thing
The hour is late, let's just do it on our first date
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and review myself
On our first date
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