Not Your Typical Country Boy
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We lit one up behind the swingset thought no one could see
Stole some chips from the teacher's lounge left a fake apology
Rang the bell at old Miss Douwes ran like hell on my beat-up feet
Told my mom we played soccer guess mischief was discreet
They thought I was a sweet kid halo in my hair
But I was packin' stink bombs and a devil-may-care stare
I'm not your typical countryboy I ain't from no red dirt farm
But I raised some hell in suburban charm
Didn't have no boots just muddy Nikes
Flirtin' on a scooter shoutin' "Hey girl like me?"
Still showin' up late still lyin' with pride
Tellin' mama I prayed but I partied outside
Call it streetwise call it a ploy
I ain't ever been your typical countryboy
Had gel in my hair and attitude for days
Thought I was hot shit with them sideways shades
Told Dad I was trainin' runnin' laps in the rain
But I was lightin' firecrackers in a traffic lane
Yeah I cleaned my shoes but not my soul
Still got busted with gum stuck in the console
I'm not your typical countryboy no straw hat on my head
But I've moonwalked drunk into someone else's shed
Didn't wrangle cattle just dodged the cops
Told my ex it was water - but that bourbon never stops
Still smirkin' still schemin' still avoidin' the noise
'Cause I ain't ever been your typical countryboy
From blowin' smoke behind the school to growin' up half-wild
That loudmouth punk's still my inner child
Grew a beard got a mic and a boot in the door
Still the same smartass just louder than before
I'm not your typical countryboy don't salute no flag in the yard
But I've been kicked outta bars and bless'ed real hard
Didn't ride no bull but I raised some hell
With a wink a pen and a story to tell
So pour me a beer crank that Country noise
This Dutch-grown outlaw ain't your typical countryboy