Skip to content
Lyric
Dive
Public playlists
My playlists
Search
Sign in
Peach Vs Zelda Rap Battle
Andrea Storm Kaden
,
JT Music
Popularity ยท Low
+
๐ฌ๐ง English ยท Original
0
0
YouTube
Searching YouTube...
Lyrics
Original
Translation
Bilingual
(Just 'cuz you're a princess, don't mean you gotta act royal)
You step in Hyrule
You're under my rule
I got divine roots in my blood line, fool
You don't got all the disguises that I do
At least you got Toad he's a fun guy
I'm a psychic, I'll read your mind too
So I've already foreseen your weak rhymes
I was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru
Are you an Ocarina?
'Cause I just played you
You see the future?
With precognition?
See you just admitted all your lines are written
I'm the finest princess, my whole kingdom's smitten
They all blindly obey every mission I give 'em
But I treat them well, make no mistake
When the job's done I let them eat cake!
I'll whack you with my racket, put you back in your place
Talk to Majora, you're gonna want a mask on your face
I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
Mario's home better get to bakin'
Never met a princess this domesticated
What good is a castle if it's more like a prison?
I fight with weapons I didn't get from the kitchen
I got the Triforce
You know that I've been blessed
You're just another ditzy damsel in distress
I'll give you back to Bowser when I'm done with you
I love a Toadstool in my mushroom soup
Diss my Mario and shit will get wild
At least he's a man, isn't Link still a child?
I'll batter your face and bake you like a cake Bitch!
Buttslam you into paste
Now domesticate this!
Hey! Listen! Hear that Zeldy?
The sound of you, failing to outsell me
Ain't a single princess
That can ever replace me
Where's Zelda? I'll tell ya
She's pushin' up Daisy
I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
I'm like a Bob-Omb
You don't wanna spark me
I'll tell everyone you slept with all the Mario Party
I've got my bow and arrows so my blows land harder
I aim for the stars while you date blue collar
You look like a cheap Disney Princess
I'd never be caught dead in that tacky pink dress
My name is legend, yours will be forgotten
Sorry Mario, but this Peach is rotten
Oh, is it my turn?
Can I take a nap first?
Was that a lullaby, or another rap verse?
Here Zelda borrow my umbrella
I drop cold bars got you frozen like Elsa
Your legend is a trend, my legacy is classic
You're riding horseback
While I'm driving automatic
And you know I'm riding dirty as hell
I'll rally round your family with a pocket full of shells!
I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
ย