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The First Step (2020 Remastered Version)
Will Wood; Will Wood and the Tapeworms
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You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21, in the college crawl
Well, I've been a boozin' bastard
They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, I can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Nevermind I'm drunk
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too!
Well, I'm the reason they call it an Irish goodbye
And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
Well, I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better than bitin'
The bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur!
Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I'll kill two birds with one stoner!
So if you see me, please take my keys
I don't wanna be an organ donor!
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too!
I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me, yeah!
I'm bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah!
So I can clone it and have a little more
Haha!
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Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just
Ahh!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too!
I'd probably just drink that too!
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall
76 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
W!
No?
Okay
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