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Santa's Homophobic
Dominique "SonicFox" McLean
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Left at London
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SungWon Cho
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Oh hey, look, it's Santa's sleigh!
Oh wow!
And he's coming towards our house!
I wonder what he's gonnaโ
Huh?
Wait a sec... He just flew right past us...
Oh god, not this again. I'm gonna have a panic attack!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
Santa's not gonna give me gifts again this year!
Why?
I guess he just doesn't like us gays
Dear Santa, when I was younger
You'd send me gifts every year
But Santa, since last December
I wanna make some things clear
I asked for
A new pair of Docs
And a sword, and some poppers
But nothing is under the tree
So where the hell are my presents?
Santa, help me out
I can't do without
Is this some sick kind of vengeance
You have out for me
Just because I am LGBT?
Dear Santa, what is the deal?
Have you since found out I'm gay?
My proof may be circumstantial
But it's what I gotta say
I asked for
A Nintendo Switch
Even though I'm a bottom
But no presents are to be found
So where the hell are my presents?
Santa, help me out
I can't do without
Is this some sick kind of vengeance
You have out for me
Just because I am LGBT?
(Santa's ho-ho-homophobic)
Ah!
(Santa's ho-ho-homophobic)
You know it, you know it
(Santa's ho-ho-homophobic)
And he's probably transphobic too!
(Santa Claus hates the gays)
Ho ho ho!
Wait, Santa?
Yes! It is I! The one and onlโ
Oh, shut the hell up you homophobe!
Ho-ho-hold on just a sec! I'm not homophobic.
Homophobes go on the naughty list!
Then why didn't I get any gifts again this year?
Well, did you register your change of address?
Wait, are you supposed to do that?
Well, congratulations, you twit.
Everybody thinks I'm homophobic now...
You have to understand,
This is some serious naughty-list type behavior
Oh god... what have I done? I've cancelled Santa...
Now if you'll excuse me,
I guess I have to take your gifts back to the North Pole
Wait a sec! Don't take back my giftsโ
Hold on, is that a Frank Ocean vinyl?
Yup! blond, first pressing
Oh god...
But it's going back up on Discogs
Oh...
Happy holidays, Left at London! Ho ho ho!
Wait wait wait, no!
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