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If A Girl Isn't Pretty
Jean Stapleton, Kay Medford, Danny Meehan, Chorus
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Fanny, when people pay good money in the theater
Especially the male element
They want something to look at
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
She must shine in every detail
Like a ring you're buying retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me that doesn't spell success
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy who pays a quarter
For a seat just feels he oughta
See a figure that his wife can't substitute
Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
But your rhythm's really horrible
And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
Everything you got's about right
But the damn thing don't come out right
So forget it, kid, and just resign
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
She should get a job
Go get a job
Get any job
Get a weekly pay
'Cause if a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She's a real Miss Nobody
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