Be More Chill (Pt. 1)
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Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture then the rest
But I am a masturbator (we'll fix that)
All your nerdiness is ugly
Nerd? I thought I was more geek but
All your stammering's a chore
Uh, uh, what?
Your ticks and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
We'll fix your vibe then fix some more
But- wha? But I- but? Sw- no, wait, stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Oh, everything about you makes me wanna die
Jesus Christ
So don't freak out and don't resist
And have no doubt, if I assist
You will be more chill
First things first, go buy a new shirt
What? What's wrong with my shirt?
Sh, it's better if you just comply
My job's to color you aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
So just step and fetch, don't ask me why
How are you with math homework?
I'm a supercomputer, Jeremy, I'm made of math
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
(Everything about you sucks!)
(Everything about you sucks!)
Oh, everything about you makes me wanna die
(Everything about you sucks!)
(Everything about you sucks!)
All the people in the mall
Think you are such a slob
(You're a slob! Terrible! Such a slob!)
Oh and boy, can I see why
Now you, try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
Jerry?
Uh, Jeremy
You shop here?
Oh all the tim-
Never (never)
Never... Is what i meant
Greet the beta
Uh, hey, Brooke!
You look sexy
I can't say that to a hot girl!
Don't smile, stare intensely, speak like you don't care about your own death
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke
Thanks
Is that a girl's shirt?
No (yes) yes
Repeat after me
I saw it in the window (I saw it in a window)
And I couldn't dismiss (and I couldn't dismiss)
I was dating a girl (I was dating a girl)
She had a shirt just like this (she had a shirt just like this)
It's still painful
It's still painful
So, who was this "mystery girl"?
Oh, you've probably never heard of her (Madeline)
Madeline
What?
She's French
Oh, she is not French! She just pretends to be for attention!
Madeline broke up with you?
Yeah (no) I mean
I broke up with her
I broke up with her
Cause she was cheating on me
Cause she was cheating on me
Hey, Hamlet
Be more chill