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Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit
Neil Patrick Harris
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Cobie Smulders
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Jason Segel
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Alyson Hannigan
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Josh Radnor
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I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I could have nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cause there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
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Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast
That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
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Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please
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What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits
What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits
What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot
What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there, it's suits Come on, Lily, get your head outta your ass
Two... Three... Four!
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every Bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
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'Cause nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
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Like a... Wait for it ...
Suuuuuiiiiit!!!!
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