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Bad Babysitter
Princess Superstar ft. High & Mighty
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Okay, honey, now the name of the restaurant
And my cell phone number are all in the refrigerator
Don't be afraid to call if you need anything
Now, have Josh in bed by 9, 9.30 the latest
Now, there's soda and chips in the kitchen
A tiny DVD player, and I think there's some board games in the closet
Oh, but one thing, just be good (okay)
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
Babysitting sucks, but whatever, they got junk food, kung fu
Egg food, dig dog, a dog too, and a hot juke
Mr. Wine Child, I mean he's old, but not damn bad
If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for time out
Hi Josh, what you wanna do?
You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got platoon
Hey, get back in the room
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool-Aid
I'ma sit on the couch and masturbate and call my boyfriend Gabe and CVA
Spit out my Bubblicious and get one of them big fridges that can fit ten midges
Damn, they rich, ain't you love me like 50 dishes, bitch?
Let's find your mom's mix, thanks to Missy Chanel links and high heels
You look like Jar Jar Binks, go play under the sink
I want your daddy as well, but if you tell your dad he's sick of sound
God told me you're going straight to hell. well, if you don't like it, I can leave
Then you'll be alone, believe me, that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus, I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed, I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah
Oh, and one more thing, there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
Let's make fluffin' out of this, don't fuckin' utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter, make soft cookies out of your skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
Hey, what are these pills?
I'll take the value, and Josh, you take it back, and they're taggin' me
Stop throwin' up, I'm not paid enough, you clean up the rug
Is that fluff? I told you six bucks for the unmade jello was too much
A'ight, kid, you gotta go to bed
I know it's only six, but my boy just came up
And he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch when you want small wonder
Next time you see Vicky, this spot'll be sticky, 'cause it's such a diggin'
Use your mom's cucumber
Don't worry, I'll put it back in the fridge today, scared?
You can have it for supper, nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe, get off, you're so horny
Josh, get in bed, Freddy Krueger might let you see your mom in the morning
No porn and shut the shade, Gabe
One day you know how nice it is to get laid while you're gettin' paid
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
Oh dad, they just came back, Jesus Mr. W, your wife looks bad
Oh, it must have been the drink she had
We drank some Mai Tai, watched High Life
Ripped off a thigh high
Um, too much information, I need a ride
Oh, let's take the van
That's the coolest car I've ever seen
How old are you again? I forget 19?
Yeah, psych, in like four more years
Oh, one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers? (Whoo)
Have you been working out?
No doubt, here's the house
You want to come in? We've got this awesome new couch
Oh, stop it girl (Can I take a little peak)
Nah, girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
I'm making six bucks an hour
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