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100 Kegs
Cole Myer
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I was on the phone with her yesterday
I was on the phone with her yesterday
I was on the phone with her yesterday
Yesterday I was in the drive-thru, went to Chick-fil-A
Yesterday I went to the gym, the workout was leg-based
Yesterday I did a lot, it must have been a busy day
What else did I do?
I hit up Lil Shottz and I asked him "what's the moves?"
I said I want a sweet drink, he said he wants something spicy
I went to Seven-Eleven but they didn't have ICEE's
Okay, give me, give me Slurpee cup
I don't wanna fall in love with you, just let it be lust
She keep pressin' on my buttons, might explode, might combust
You are not hard, you think you are, but it's not tough
I was thirteen the first time I got sucked
You were twenty-five the first time you got cucked
You're movin' like a beta, I'm a sigma, you're a chud
I'm with the insects like my name's Paul Rudd
I ain't talkin' underwater dome, she got sandy cheeks
Shalom to Jerome, he gave record deal to me
Didn't look before I signed and they rats took my cheese
Now my assets owned by corporate entities
I got a drinking problem, there's always something in my cup
Bro beefin' with this girl, can you please ready up
I ain't Crime Mob, if I knuck then you buck
I ain't on the Caps, but I'm known for hittin' puck
I ain't Young Thug, I ain't puttin' on a dress
I saw your girl in public, I don't like the DFS
I can't change my sound, cause I'm not 100 gecs
I'm Lil Shottz but I need 100 kegs
I need my pirate girl with one eye and a peg
They need to make a law, you can't drink and text
That's the reason me and my ex can't have sex
That's the reason why I've already found my next
She think I'm a nice guy but she don't like chia pets
She want the hair to grow back, don't shave your head
I miss when I had four girls in a bed
I can go back in time, got portals in my head
Me, Shottz, and Todd, that's like Ed, Edd, n Eddy
I like plain butter, salt and noodle spaghetti
She want me to grow a stash, I ain't Roosevelt Teddy
I'm the type to close my eyes, playin' Five Nights at Freddy's
Shottz drinkin' heavily, we need to find a remedy
I went inside his memory and took him to Yosemite
Y'all don't got the energy, I'm tryin' to build a legacy
You talkin' bout some empathy, Kay Swervo got a felony
Why's the good kid hang around delinquency
He greened out but thought he had a medical emergency
You don't have money if it's all in one currency
I told Shottz we gotta go to rehab urgently
I got a drinking problem, there's always something in my cup
Bro beefin' with this girl, can you please ready up
I ain't Crime Mob, if I knuck then you buck
I ain't on the Caps, but I'm known for hittin' puck
I ain't Young Thug, I ain't puttin' on a dress
I saw your girl in public, I don't like the DFS
I can't change my sound, cause I'm not 100 gecs
I'm Lil Shottz but I need 100 kegs
I need my pirate girl with one eye and a peg
They need to make a law, you can't drink and text
That's the reason me and my ex can't have sex
That's the reason why I've already found my next
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