Pure Awkward
Rubberbandits
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Lyrics
This song is a lesson about why you should never meet your heroes
Now I'm from Limerick and I live here every day
But I got another city that I love called L.A
When the boys call over, it's gonna be a fun day
I'm talking about my friends Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre
We like to bust clips at crips on the East Side
When I'm keeping sketch, Dr. Dre jacks the G-ride
If the shades come, I hide the hash in my backside
And Snoop grabs his jacket with his gun on the inside
It's a Monday, I got up pure early
I showed Ice Cube the proper way to swing a hurley
Man, Ice Cube, you're so big and burly
Your skin is so brown and your hair's lovely and curly
He says to me "Massie, thanks for the flattery
There's something in my pocket to recharge our batteries"
I couldn't say no because he's such a nice toy
But now I'm down and out, I'm smoking crack from his crack pipe
Now when I'm smoking crack, it's like a beautiful infection
It makes you want to love, it makes you wanna share affection
I'm looking at Cube just 'cause he's in my direction
And he comes a little closer with a blatant erection
As the crack rock hits the spot on this Compton block
I'm worried about Ice Cube and his rock hard cock
"Massie, you know I get pure lonely
There's no one around, will you please just come and hold me?"
I said nothing, I just kept looking forward
I started picking at my nails, this is really getting awkward
"Ice Cube, cuz, you're wrecking my buzz
The crack was decent but I don't wanna give you love"
So he took out his pipe and then I had another hit
I put my hand up his top and then I kissed him on the lips
Aw, fucking mortified
I'm really embarrassed, I shouldn't have done that
The next day, things were really different
'Cause Snoop was acting strange, he knew Cube and me had shifted
I tried to explain, I said "Snoop, we were wasted"
"Shut your mouth Massie, man I know that you're a basehead
I know you stole a lawnmower from my mother's basement
Ice Cube says you're gay and now he says that you're a racist"
"Snoop, my brother, Cube sort me out