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Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets
CHOPPING MALL {usa}
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On a camping trip
To spend time in the woods
With activities planned
Kayak and hiking
You set up your tent
And you make a campfire
Now it's time for dinner
So, you cook marshmallow
You were irresponsible and didn't listen to the ranger
About how food will attract a bear
And your campsite's on a burial ground
You look up at the pretty stars
Realize just how small you are
But then you see something big approach
From a sparkly, magic mist
It's a magical bear
Spraying hot liquid cheese
It does not want marshmallow
It wants revenge
Bear claws disembowel you
And your mangled corpse falls to the ground
And from its eyes, hot liquid cheese
Causes burns to your carcass
Magic bear
Liquid cheese
Leave bears alone
Do not feed
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