Nappy Love
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I met her at the kindergarten
(Oh, woe, woe)
Though I was less than two years old
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
She taught me just what bliss is
She gave me six wet kisses
Until by Nanny we were told it's only
Nappy love
That's what I give to you
It's nappy love
(Yeah, yeah)
Although we're only two
I need you and I want you
With all my nappy love
My nappy love
She is a queen in plastic panties
(Ick panties)
My baby daughter I adore
(Tell me more)
I knew I really pleased her
That moment when I squeezed her
And she went wee, wee on the floor
But it's just nappy love
That's what they always say
It's nappy love
But it is here to stay
I need you and I want you
With all my nappy love
Spoken: Oh, baby, I knew you were the one for me that day you climbed
into my cot; and gave me a big wet soggy rusk, right up my nose;
darling I'll share my teddy with you,
I'll share my patent dinky feeding bottle,
I'll even let you use my potty; so baby, hold me near,
and whisper in my ear,
those words I'm longing to hear you say - gurgle, gurgle
They say that we're too young to marry
(Quite right too)
We tell them just you wait and see
We may be only two
But we know what to do
And very soon we could be three
(You don't mean)
Nappy love
(Oh, that)
Just like a safety pin now
Nappy love
(Does what)
Holds our emotions in
I need you and I want you
With all my nappy love.