DM Says It's Magic
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Oh, we're deep in the dungeon, the torchlight's dim
The plot's fallin' apart, and the vibes are grim
Why's the dragon here? Why's the door a fish
DM just grins, says, "It's magic, you bitch
The rogue's like, "Wait, that don't make no sense
A floating chest with tentacles? That's intense
But the DM's chuggin' Mountain Dew, no panic
Shrugs and screams, It's magic, goddammit
It's magic, you dumbass, don't ask me why
Plot holes bigger than a beholder's eye
No logic, no reason, just roll those dice
It's magic!-DM's gospel, ain't that nice
The wizard's spellbook's written in crayon
The villain's a kobold who rules the whole land
Why's the tavern got a portal to hell
DM just cackles, "It's magic, oh well
The fighter's sword's now a talkin' eel
The cleric's god is a wheel of squeaky steel
We ask for answers, he don't even blink
It's magic, you nerds, go cry in the sink
It's magic, you dumbass, don't ask me why
Plot holes bigger than a beholder's eye
No logic, no reason, just roll those dice
It's magic!-DM's gospel, ain't that nice
We're stormin' the castle, the walls are cheese
The drawbridge is jelly, we're beggin', DM, please
Why's the princess a mimic with a goatee
He laughs like a lunatic, Magic, you see
The bard tries to lore it, rolls a nat one
Now the sky's raining tacos, this campaign's done
We're losin' our minds, but he's havin' a blast
It's magic, you whiners, kiss my arcane ass
It's magic, you dumbass, don't ask me why
Plot holes bigger than a beholder's eye
No logic, no reason, just roll those dice
It's magic!-DM's gospel, ain't that nice
So we're stuck in this world where the rules don't stick
The DM's "It's magic" is makin' us sick
But we'll keep on playin', 'cause D&D's the shit
Even when "It's magic" is all we get