Horror Asparagus Stories
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My father was a big old toad
Toad, toad, big old toad
He lived in a hole in the middle of the road
Hole, road, middle thereof
My mother was a little wren
Wren, wren, a little wren
She lived at home in a little red pen
Pen, pen, a little red pen
My brother was a slimy frog
Frog, frog, slimy frog
He lived in a swamp in a rotten log
Log, log, rotten log
My sister was a crummy witch
Witch, witch, crummy witch
She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch
Ditch, ditch, dirty ditch
My grandma was a wiggly snake
Snake, snake, wiggly snake
She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake
Lake, lake, stagnant lake
My grandpa was the color green
Green, green, the color green
He lived in a wart on an elephant's spleen
Spleen, spleen, elephant's spleen
My auntie was a cardiac vein
Vein, vein, cardiac vein
She lived in the heart of a whooping crane
Crane, crane, whooping crane
My uncle was a strange disease
Disease, disease, strange disease
He lived on the wind in a forgotten breeze
Breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze
Toad, wren, frog, witch
Toad, wren, frog, witch
Snake, green, vein, disease
Snake, green, vein, disease
My cousin was a kangaroo
And I, my friends, am square root of two