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It's Summer Slam '90!
I like to slam, you don't like to slam, you're telling me "Don't slam"
You're telling me what the fuck to do, I think that's censorship
I think, I wanna slam, I'm gonna fuckin' slam, if you don't
Fuck, we're not out to hurt anyone
And if it does, it is an accident, people get hurt all the time
It's called controlled violence, man, no one's here to hurt anyone
Everyone's here to have a good time and jump up and down
If you can't deal with it, get in the back
Excuse me, but you say that your violence is controlled
This is not violence that I am participating in
And yet you are slamming into me
And it hurts, it hurts when your elbows are in my head
When it's in my ribs
So you can just fuck off, if you don't like it, get in the back
Oh, a dropkick and a goes down, another one
If you don't wanna slam, get the fuck outta here
Watch the Macho King fly off the ropes
With his elbow smash into that chump Brutus Beefcake
(No way!)
Who gives a shit about slam dancin', not slam dancin'
There's more important issues out there
I wanna know why all the twelve year olds bouncin' up and down
Still try to kill each other even though you request them not to
People, they bounce into each other, it's a form of unity
It's the whole place becomes one, one together
And we're not out to hurt people, we're not out to be violent
We're out to have fun, you know, I bond with people like this
I exchange sweat and, and it's also a lie that only males can do this
Because I go to these places, girls get in
They don't get hurt, they enjoy themselves, and I really
You know, and I'm also a little surprised that the only way you
Tried to deal with it was by sending in the goons, man
You gotta try to talk to us first
We did, we stopped the music twice
No, no, no, you
We stopped the music twice before they ever came out
Without us asking, you know this
I, I understand, no, I know this, but I
I just have one thing to say, and I'm speaking for all of us
About the slam dancing
I'm talking about the slam dancing
We're all short girls, we can't protect ourselves against you guys
Alright?
We're here, we're here to watch the show
We're here to watch the show, not to get beat up
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God made man to be a leader
And God made woman to be his helpmeet, to meet his need
So I believe the Bible teaches that God instilled in the woman
A submissive heart, and a heart that
Wants to please the man of her life
I'm just curious when this, uh, new
Revelation about no dancing took place
'Cause I saw you like last year in Ohio, and I mean
You talk about vegetarianism, you talk about vegetarianism
And you talk about America number one and no war and all that
But all of a sudden there's this, like, no dancing
I mean, your format is for dancing, reโ aggressively at that
I mean, we don't stand there and punch each other, okay?
I mean, if you don't like it, move out of the way
We don't, like, grab you by your hair and drag you in
I just wanna say, I come here with my hard-earned money
And I pay my money and I don't feel
Like getting kicked in my fuckin' head
If they would be a woman and appeal to their husband
He'd come in and grabbed her, he might even have sex
Right on the kitchen floor
Watch the Macho King fly off the ropes
With his elbow smash into that chump Brutus Beefcake
(No way!)
You sit here and you play McDonald's commercials for us
I mean, we don't come here to watch McDonald's commercials
We pay twelve good American dollars for good industrial music
You oppress us, you don't let us dance
'Cause somebody's gonna get hurt, man
What, what's the point of coming to
An industrial show if we can't dance?
What are we gonna do?
We'll buy your freakin' tape and we'll listen to it at home
And save our fuckin' twelve dollars
It's what we've come to expect from World Wrestling Federation action
Especially here at Summer Slam
We pay twelve dollars to see your show
Whether or not you like the way we dance
That's for the bouncers to decide, that is not for you to decide
Not true
That is
Welcome to Summer Slam, where bagpipes are hot and bag dads not
I think y'all have the wrong idea about the pit
In a good pit, that is the ultimate respect for each other
In a good pit
Because if in, in a good pit, if you fall, they pick you up
And it's a, it's a mutual agreement of thrashing
The hunt involves preparation and knowing the animal
And knowing woods lore and being in tune with the outdoors
Every time I go to a show, alright, everybody's gotta slam, alright?
Does that make you a man, 'cause you gotta slam with somebody?
You know, hunting is, uh, more than recreation and sport for me
It's almost religious around here
There's a lot of men that fuck with me
And I get my shit bruised the fuck up
And it's really great to have people on the stage saying
That I'm gonna get my shit beat out of me, because I am
And it's fuckin' awesome, and I gotta say
That we should be peaceful and people can be violent
Without fuckin' punchin' people in the eye
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Watch the Macho King fly off the ropes
With his elbow smash into that chump Brutus Beefcake
(No way!)
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I'm here because I have no underwear on and I'm here to party
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I think most people would define "masculine" as, um
Aggressive and authoritarian, strong
Watch the Macho King fly off the ropes
With his elbow smash into that chump Brutus Beefcake
(No way!)
It's Summer Slam '90!
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