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Candy Land
Violent J
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And I say, the more candy the merrier
So fuck mom and dad
And now boys and girls, I hope you're ready for a wondrous adventure
Into a world full of lots and lots of candy
Throw your hands up, clap twice then stomp
It's me and Grandma Nut in the molasses swamp
I'm seeing waterfalls pouring up chocolate s'mores
I left that bitch floating and hit the peppermint forest
Lollipop trees all in the cumdrop mountains
There I saw Jolly Molly sitting on a nut pile
She told me she was looking for the Kool-Aid man
'Cause he stuck his Tootsie Roll in her filling hole and ran
I didn't give a damn, I bit her head off vicious
That rich nougat candy dough ho was delicious
Now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops
And sell sugar cane to donuts and lemon drops
Here it rains Tic Tacs and snows ice cream scoops
And fools get shot up with peanuts and fucking dunked in the goop
So bring your sweet tooth bitch, I'm a coated pain
And all you sugar free flakes ain't the same
I'm talking 'bout
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
Chocolate chip sugar dip with the wax lips
Red Faygo or some barbecue chips
I need some powdered sugar or a sweet and sour booger
Laffy Taffy, I'm your pappy, you my sugar dooger
Boston Baked Beans, Lemonhead, Jolly Rancher
Going all gummy down your throat like a tarantula
Call me Spider-Man, my web's all in your hand
I'm in my gingerbread house eating gingerbread
I'm getting paper now, a laid up pineapple grape
Cherry, watermelon, strawberry all day
Mango cream seem like a dream
Yellow gumdrops fell down on me
The cotton candy blue Kool-Aid sky
The sun looked like a big Lemonhead saying hi
Was I high? I was high, no lie
I'll catch you next time in Candyland again, bye-bye
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
And it's delicious
Bitch this Candyland and it ain't nutritious
And it's delicious
Bitch this Candyland and it ain't nutritious
Well it's me and Mr. Mint on his spearmint boat
With some caramel bunnies and a root beer float
And if you think I'm ever going back you must have an empty center
You meatloafs do not enter, this is Candyland
Blueberry jawbreaker, Candyland lawbreaker
Like taking candy from a baby, I'm the candy taker
Marshmallow, lemon drop, jelly beans
And a pair of salty nuts for all you sugar fiends
And it's delicious
Bitch this Candyland and it ain't nutritious
And it's delicious
Bitch this Candyland and it ain't nutritious
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
Candyland, Candyland
Let's make a run for Candyland
Candyland, Candyland
Maybe we can hook up with the Candyman
Yummy and delicious
A wide variety of sugar-coated artificial colorings
Mmm, tell mom and dad you want some candy
A great way to rot your mouth out
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