The Prince of Persuasia
Bob’s Burgers, Huebel, Rob & Dan Mintz
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Hello there, my brothers
I almost didn't see you
I am the Prince of Persuasia!
There are three steps to persuading women
Step number one: Trap your princess!
Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life
Step two: Insult your princess
Insult her face, her body
Her brain, her car
The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro!
It's been biologically proven, by me!
Step three: Brag
Not lying, but close
Make up a story about how you
Singlehandedly murdered a wild animal
Your story is gonna release a hormone
Deep inside her body called "insatia"
It makes women ovulate! For sex!
Interesting
Step one: Trap him
Playing hard to get, I see
Dress like her dad! It releases a hormone "moan-a-tonin"
When you get into an elevator with a woman
Press a higher number than her
And then make a big deal about it
Push her into a lake
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar
And brag about how long your buttcrack is
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio
And make fun of her for not knowing it
Use the word "idiot"
Never make her pancakes
Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night!