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Dinah-Moe Humm
Frank Zappa
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The name of the song is Dinah-Moe Humm
1, 2, 3, 4...
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I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum (come here)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that gets me hot
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
I can't get into it unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
And I never get into it unless I get out of it
I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun want a place in the sky
No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties in there
(Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up
I was wheelin' an dealin'
Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition her sister was in
She quivered, she quaked, she clutched all over herself
Her sister made a joke about her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
But I told her
All she really needed was some discipline...
That's why I said kiss my aura, Dora
It's really angora
Would y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Do you wanna? Alright
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I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(No way, you just can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum (what's going on now)
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
No Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe how are you going tonight
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Moe
Dinah-Moe (at least that's what it gonna be)
How about the rest of you?
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Isn't this the simplest thing?
It's so primitive
So primitive it ain't affected, watch my wire
Watch
What
It's your part of the show now
Seriously now
Eh you remember the song, don't you
You're one of the older members of the audience, right
Okay, just remember one thing
It's true today just as it was ten years ago
Flower power still sucks, still does
What any good thing does it?
We are now going
So watch
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