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Santa Left A Booger In My Stocking
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Hey look everybody, it's Anti-Records recording artist Nico Case
Hey Meatwad
Yeah hey, what you doing in my house girl?
Well you invited me. We're friends Meatwad, remember?
Oh yeah right, yeah I know. You ain't no cop
Are you? 'Cause you're supposed to say if you is
No I'm not a cop
Oh good. Nico I'm glad you're here. Let's you and me sing
A song about the best Christmas gift of all, the one that
Comes from deep within, from the nose region specifically
Santa left a booger in my stocking
Santa left a smear of Christmas cheer
Saint Nick's white and white
And left me something ripe
I knew I'd been a good boy this year
Meatwad someone left a booger in your stocking
But I don't think that they meant it as a gift
I really think the issue was they couldn't find a tissue
And they used your stocking as a handkerchief
No it was Santa who left a booger in my stocking Nico Case
And he made sure it was Christmas bright and green
He took his mitten off and shoved his finger up the booger trough
And brought a gift down his nose chimney
Meatwad you leave boogers everywhere
Under table tops and chairs
You left Santa some snacks
Three boogers and earwax
You strung boogers 'round the tree
With bows on boogers underneath
And on the back door by the porch
You left a booger wreath
Wait, are you saying I might have left a booger in my own stocking?
Well Nico Case that just don't make no sense
Every time I pick a winner
I make that winner dinner
And I digest all the evidence
No it was Santa Claus left a booger in my stocking
Stop, you gotta stop
And he blows his horn
Stop
What? What happened?
It's not Santa's booger Meatwad
What?
I'm sorry buddy, it's not Santa's booger
Well shoot Nico, I know that
You do?
Yeah, Santa don't make his own boogers. He's an elf booger. See in
His workshop up in the North Pole they grow boogers in the elf
Noses and Santa just picks 'em and distributes. He's a middle man
I just didn't want to complicate things for the listener. I know how
The operation works so we good. You do the song the way I wrote it
Okay
Santa left a booger in your stocking
I'm glad that we can finally agree
He shoved his finger in his nose
And pulled out a nugget of gold
For me to complete my snot nativity
Santa must have had a cold
'Cause he blew out twenty-four carrots rolled
For me to complete my snot nativity
Alright, so you want you some eggnog Nico?
Is that nutmeg?
Uh, nosemeg. Boogies
Thank you, no
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